A Weight Loss Contest? Count Me In!

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Of course I want to enlist myself! Wit body like mine, who wouldn’t want to enter a weight loss contest that is sponsored and funded by a known hospital and a daily newspaper? This is a team up of a medical facility and an information carrier after all and so it means the weight loss endeavours will be healthy and smart.

The contest will last for four months which is to my standards, fast enough. Meaning, the contestants will have to lose weight fast by utilizing only the safest and the healthiest methods available. Now that’s my kind of game! Sad that I was too late for the registration, I seriously wanted to join the contest. Why? I’ll give you three simple reasons.

First, I am fat. Okay, that’s an understatement, I am very fat. I have been fat all my life. Nah, that’s an exaggeration. I have been fat for like five years now and I have been ridiculed, humiliated, and frustrated for all those years. But I actually have no one to blame but myself, I brought the shame to myself. I have tried to shed off pounds to no avail. Maybe a competition would allow me to lose weight fast. And this is not just an ordinary competition! It is a healthy one with the backing of a medical institution so it won’t be dangerous for my health at all.

Second, just like any contest, this comes with awards and prizes. As if losing weight is not award enough. It’s already a prize for me. But there’s more! Monetary prizes will be given to those who have lost the highest percentage of weight within the four month period. I’m definitely in! It’s actually a win-win situation here because even if I don’t win the monetary prizes, I sure will win a new me – a new eating habit, a healthier me, a leaner me.

Third, my efforts will be chronicled and publicized! It’s not what you think. I never really aim to become a big star or be famous just because I lost weight fast. Let’s just say, it is my way of getting back, to let those who ridiculed me in the past know that I am not a doormat that they can just stand on anytime. I have feelings too and I can act on my situation as well. Seeing me in the newspaper would help me get my message across fast and effectively.

But then again, I already lost my chance to enter the contest, too late for me. I guess I will have to do it myself. It’ll be hard but I guess I can find other ways to motivate myself to do it. Sigh, I do wish there’s a lot easier way to do it, I sure wanted to lose weight fast.

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